quotes

I find these quotes hilarious....... :P

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you`re on.

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

You know, the more I see of people, the more I like pigs.

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

If you have a difficult task, give it to someone lazy ... that person will find an easier way to do it.

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.