Never ending shit...

Life in uni....

You start each sem with a sense of "anticipation". You fondly recall getting fustrated with Cors during the inital days, then rush to ballot for tutorials maybe for the next 2 weeks. Then come week4 , shit starts accumulating and before u know it, you sleep less, eat irregular meals, feel irritatable, miss home, miss gf ..... blah blah blah..... coz u always have never ending shit to do.

Not difficult to visualise??? Well i just came out with an analogy and some illustration.

Imagine a pit, not too deep, not too shallow either. Actually the depth depends on individual. (refer to illustration). Above this shit pit, is yur beloved aNUS. Yep, its shaped like an asshole, reason being that its there to make yur life difficult. So this aNUS have never ending shit, and the shit jus starts to accumulate in the pit....... So now u come into the picture. You don't want the pit to be overflowing with shit, so u desperately try to clear it daily with yur shovel. Now, the rate if shit coming down from that asshole increases with each week, so u must clear it as fast as you can...... Here there are 3 kinds of people.

The hardworking geeks.
These guys are damn efficient at clearing the shit. Somehow they got the stamina and seem to defy sleep as well. Some of them are even able to see the bottom of the pit and dig it deeper somemore. If they are helpful, they might even come to your shit hole and help you clearup abit.

Ordinary individuals
These guys are hardworking but not efficient enuff at shit clearing. Hence, sometimes they do get overwhelmed by too much shit from aNUS. However, eventually, through hardwork, perserverence, constant rantings and some help from friends, they managed to maintain the level of shit a reasonable level. ( They dun get their feet full of shit )

Slackers
These are the simply bo chup type. They clear shit for 1 day, rest for 3 days. Soon the shit overflows and they get overwhelmed. They tried desperately to clear but its too late. They drown. Soon, aNUS just comes over and help you "Da Bao" those shit to the next sem, into a brand new shit pit where they can start anew. (hopefully)
Warning... never fall into this category.

Sounds tough??? Fret not. You have a trump card at hand. Every sem, aNUS will have sudden diarrhoea and let off a whole lump of shit. Then it will go to sleep for the next four days. Don't ask why its 4 days... its dumb..... yeah.... So for the next four days, you can quickly clear all the shit so that u can have a easier time for the rest of the sem. yea????

So happy shit clearing guys....